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MAGA vs Antifa · computer browser · phone still plays · no client
600 coins · 0 MLX · 1,000,000 MLX = $0.18 (fiatleak). Matches are free.
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This locker · 192 gold/min. Extra gold is Tangled browser only (384).
Link Spotify on the music bar. Open Spotify, come back, and this locker pays +1,000 gold once.
Millix Hourly · unclaimed Millix rolls over.
Daily heat
Win coins. First win of the day pays extra. Three quests reset at midnight.
This is a browser game. No launcher, no installer, no client to download. A live 5v5 match puts a hero fight on mid under the hanging flag — extra AI fill the other seats. Both sit the demo and Watch AI. Queue MAGA seats in Washington DC vs Antifa seats in Seattle. @blake and @lilhooligan sit campus and swap sides each game. @blake has the keyboard when he logs in — P if he wants expert AI. MAGA still holds DC. Antifa still holds Seattle. Five seats a team. Top street runs to the top-left corner, bot to the bottom-right. Chat while seats fill. Draft a kit. Join a campus clan. Log in with Facebook, Gmail, or sign up with email. Stats is a W-L board. This locker stays at 192 gold/min. Play in Tangled browser for 384. Millix users enter an hourly lottery — stakes sit in escrow, then 1st, 2nd, and 3rd auto-pay. Millix · DAG on the enter page is the explainer: Millix is not a blockchain. It is a directed acyclic graph. Link Spotify on the music bar for +1,000 gold once — open Spotify, then come back. Spectator seats cost 100,000 Millix — type in chat, no Talk, no mic. Campus Desk is in the corner — Support. It answers from the FAQ in this tab. Email a human at thedannymacdope@gmail.com. Every match opens with a ring announcer — bell, desk, gong on FIGHT. For now the soundtrack is The Star-Spangled Banner, played in this tab — public domain, no file to download. Spotify does not have to load. Melee clinks for heroes. Arrow tings for minions. A coin drop on every last-hit and every hero kill. Crits, bashes, and splashes have their own stings. A looping fight bed fills the clash — all of it royalty-free synth in this tab, no sample pack. Open Sound card to set combat, desk, and music. Click Enter with sound so the live 5v5 has audio — browsers keep the mixer dead until that click, then the entrance sting plays. Music On / Off, Next (restarts the anthem), Volume, and the song name scrolling across the bar at the top. Mute on the HUD cuts the anthem. Combat clinks, tings, barks, and the ring announcer keep playing. Link Spotify still pays +1,000 gold once if you want that locker bonus. Hold T to talk with your team on the mic. Hold G to talk to everyone. Spectators type. They cannot Talk. Campus Book in the wait room: three markets, 100 gold a slip, one bet per hour. Extra skins are £1.99 on PayPal or card, or 40% off with Millix. Daily heat: last-hits pop gold, kills stack a streak, wins pay locker coins, three quests reset at midnight. Thirty playable kits: 8 Liberty / Tradition, 8 Progress / Equality, 6 MMA DLC, 8 Wildcard DLC. Fountain shop items raise your stats, splash nearby rivals, crit, and bash. Six item slots sit on the match HUD. The Gift Shop buys and sells into them. Open How to play for the first-match walkthrough. Open Skills for every bind and every Q W E R. Quad Market lists unwanted skins and leftover fountain items.
Arrows pan · RMB walk · A choose a creep or hero target · Auto-attack if you have no lock · Z attack-move · QWER skills · XCF also cast · B Gift Shop · P expert autoplay · Space snap camera · F11 fullscreen · Esc pause · How to play walks the first match · Skills lists every kit
Satirical 10-player browser game. Original heroes and kits — not affiliated with Dota, Heroes of Newerth, or any commercial publisher. Runs on Quad Engine C23: campus bake rev 24 — territory wash, woods occlusion, lane dashes, river specular, fountain pools restamped after the wash, jungle roads you can read from the fountain, tree contact shadows, distant haze — then a live pass (river sparkle, fountain motes, keep crystal pulse). Mid keeps sit closer to the river. Fountain plazas, DC and Seattle bases, and the Gift Shop get another four environment paint passes. Keeps stay environment art. Every playable kit is a C42 pixel sprite. Grump uses the supplied pixel-art sheet — unique faces, outfits, gaits, ability icons, and promotional thumbs on the existing art pipeline. Draft cards, store skins, HUD busts, and the in-match sprite share that sheet. Grove Walk and Thicket Walk are the primary jungle roads. Not Unreal. Thirty kits: Liberty 8, Progress 8, MMA DLC 6, Wildcard DLC 8. Washington DC vs Seattle. Developed by Daniel Alan Cornish and Blake Fitzgerald.
5v5 · MAGA vs Antifa · Washington DC vs Seattle
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Party 2/10
2/10 on the field. Five seats a side. @blake and @lilhooligan already in. @blake plays when he wants.
Five seats. Millix only. Spectators type in chat and cannot Talk. No team mic. No all mic.
Three markets. 100 gold a slip. One bet per hour. The book locks when the match starts and pays when a town falls. Leave the wait room and the stake comes back. Daniel Alan Cornish and Blake Fitzgerald take 1% of every bet — every stake and every payout.
Kick vote · idle
Idle seats can be kicked. Click an IDLE seat, or type /kick name.
Thirty kits. FREE TO PLAY is sixteen political parody heroes — eight Liberty / Tradition (Red) and eight Progress / Equality (Blue). MMA DLC is six legendary parody fighters. WILDCARDS are eight unclassified DLC kits. Parody.
This is the store for downloadable content. MMA DLC unlocks six playable parody fighters — Conor Macgregor, Khabib Nurmagoat, Jon Jonesy, Israel Adesanya-ish, Dustin Poirier-ish, Nate Diaz-ish — with a calculated 40% OFF WITH MILLIX (Millix price is 60% of the standard pack sticker). DLC / Wildcards are eight playable unclassified heroes — The Icon, The Enigma, The Cartoons, The Reality Dynasty, The Legend, The Entitlement, The Tech, Pheobe. Each extra skin is £1.99, or 40% off with Millix. The Wildcard Pack unlocks all eight. MMA walkout looks still sell on the MMA DLC shelf. Marvel / DC parodies — Captain Amerigo, Quad-Crawler, Brat-Man, Man of Steal, Wonder Hours, The Flush — and a Public domain shelf: Mikey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Winnie-the-Pooh, Tigger, Alice, Mad Hatter, Cheshire Cat, Sherlock Holmes, Count Dracula, Frankenstein, Felix the Cat, Dorothy Gale, Robin Hood. Literary and Steamboat-era looks, not later studio designs. Parody looks are not Marvel and not DC. Spin the campus wheel once a day — not every spin is a winner. Extra skins are £1.99 on PayPal or card, or 40% off with Millix. Spectator seats are Millix only at 100,000 MLX — type in chat, no Talk, no mic. Matches stay free. Pay with Millix (40% off the £1.99 sticker), PayPal, or card (£1.99). Daniel Alan Cornish and Blake Fitzgerald take 1% of every PayPal payment and every card charge, and 1% of Millix, lotto, and Campus Book transactions. When the payment clears — Millix node, PayPal, or card — the unlock drops into your locker.
Empty. Buy a skin below.
One free spin a day. The locker stamps it when you hit Spin — one spin, then you wait until midnight. Not every spin is a winner. Miss wedges pay nothing. Land a skin you do not own and it drops in the locker with no payment. If that skin is already yours, the locker pays 80 coins instead.
One free DLC spin a day.
List a DLC skin you do not wear, or a leftover fountain item from a match. Campus listings sit next to yours. Buy with coins. Daniel Alan Cornish and Blake Fitzgerald take 1% of every escrowed sale. A listed good is held in escrow until it sells or you pull it. NPC buyers pick up your listings after a short wait.
List something from your locker, or buy a campus drop.
Empty. Finish a match with fountain items, or buy a skin in the DLC Store.
Tag up before the wait room. House clans live on this machine. Found your own or tap a roster to join. Your tag rides on MAGA seat 1.
For Millix users. One draw every hour. Up to three people win. Stake 50 MLX to enter this hour. Stakes sit in escrow on the campus Millix node until the hour settles. The pot is every stake in the hour — you plus twenty-one other Millix users — plus Millix that rolled over when a place had no winner. After the hour the node pays 1st 50%, 2nd 30%, 3rd 20% to each winner’s Millix wallet. If a place has no winner, that share stays in escrow and rolls into the next hour. If nobody hits, the whole pot rolls over. Save your receive address below. If you win with no wallet saved, the prize stays in escrow until you do, then it sends. Hold MLX, clear a Millix payment, or log in on Tangled to qualify. Daniel Alan Cornish and Blake Fitzgerald take 1% of every escrow in and every escrow out — your stake, the other twenty-one Millix stakes, and every prize the node pays.
Next draw in —
Personal receive address for Hourly winnings. The campus node holds the pot. 1st, 2nd, and 3rd pay out from escrow when there is a winner. 1% of that escrow out goes to Daniel Alan Cornish and Blake Fitzgerald. Unclaimed Millix rolls into the next hour.
Campus escrow node
Pick six numbers from 1 to 40. A ticket is 100,000 MLX. Millix only. Draw is in this tab. Two hits pay 40,000 MLX. Three pay 160,000. Four pay 500,000. Five pay 1,800,000. Six is the 8,000,000 MLX jackpot. Daniel Alan Cornish and Blake Fitzgerald take 1% of every ticket and every payout.
0 / 6 picked
Development and QA only. Tickets spend sandbox MLX. The live locker,
live jackpot, live draw history, and real Millix are not charged. Same
drawSix, lottoPrize, and drawHour as the public pages.
Ticket still 100,000 MLX. Hourly stake still 50 MLX.
Millix still 40% off DLC on the store — this page does not change that.
0 / 6 picked
Development and QA only. Simulated days do not move the calendar. Spins use the live
pickWheelIndex. Slice count matches the production wheel. Three playable heroes
sit on the wheel; every other wedge is [BOGUS TEST PRIZE] and never unlocks
a skin, hero, or DLC. Live ownership and MILLIX stay put.
SIMULATED DAY: —
Cycles idle, walk, attack, ability cast, ultimate, hit, and death on the same pixel painter the match uses. Combat numbers stay put.
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Millix (MLX) is a cryptocurrency on a directed acyclic graph, not a blockchain and not an ERC-20 token. MAGA vs Antifa takes Millix for DLC (40% off the £1.99 sticker), spectator seats, Quad Lotto, and Millix Hourly. Protocol facts below follow millix.org. This game is not millix.org.
A DAG. Arrows only go forward. Gold is the live hop. No blocks. No mining. No loop back.
Millix is an open-source, peer-to-peer cryptocurrency built for speed, scale, and small payments. It is not Bitcoin. It is not Ethereum. It is not an ERC-20. Development started in 2018. The genesis event was 20 January 2020. All Millix that will exist was created then — it is not mined, and millix.org does not sell it. Buy and sell on millix.com and other exchanges that list MLX.
Every node has the same authority. There is no miner caste and no validator hierarchy. A node is any device running the Millix software — laptops, servers, even low-power boards. Transaction fees go to a randomly chosen proxy node, not to a mining pool. Fiat value on this locker uses the fiatleak peg printed on the enter page: 1,000,000 MLX = $0.18.
DAG means directed acyclic graph. Directed: every edge has a direction, like time. Acyclic: those edges never loop back to form a cycle. Graph: many nodes, many paths, not one chain of blocks. Millix also calls this a tangle. Data can fan out along several branches at once, so capacity can rise as more nodes join instead of waiting on a single block producer.
A blockchain is one ordered stack of blocks. A DAG is a one-way mesh. You do not need the entire graph on every machine. Millix shards transaction data across nodes. Each node is obliged to keep its shard, not a full copy of history. Older settled transactions hibernate so the working set stays small.
Trust is not “everyone has the same full ledger.” Nodes ask several random peers and compare what they hear. That is the millix.org design: pick a random node, request, repeat, compare.
Matches are free. Millix is the micropayment rail. Each extra skin is £1.99 on PayPal or card, or 40% off with Millix. A spectator seat is 100,000 MLX, Millix only. Quad Lotto tickets are 100,000 MLX. Millix Hourly stakes 50 MLX into escrow on the campus node until the hour settles. Daniel Alan Cornish and Blake Fitzgerald take 1% of every Millix send, every Hourly escrow in and out, and every lotto ticket and prize.
Campus escrow node
That address is campus escrow, not your wallet. Do not save it as your Hourly receive address. DLC unlocks when this node clears. Load Millix in the DLC Store (100 coins → 500 MLX) if the locker is short.
Receive addresses on this tab start with 1. Store Millix in the official wallet from millix.org, a hosted wallet on millix.com, or Tangled browser, which can run a node and a Millix wallet. Tangled and millix.com are not millix.org. Back up the 24-word phrase the wallet gives you. This game locker is browser local storage — it is not a Millix node.
Hourly prizes pay to the personal address you save on Lotto. If you win with no address saved, the prize stays in escrow on the campus node until you save one, then it sends.
Washington DC MAGA vs Seattle Antifa. Real matches on this locker. Spectators and Watch AI do not count.
MAGA Washington DC 0 · Antifa Seattle 0
Campus circuit W-L. Names on this board sit the season. @lilhooligan already sits. @blake plays when he wants — he has the keyboard, not expert AI, until he taps P. Your locker handle is on Kirk Cup.
Kirk Cup on this locker is your row. This board is the campus circuit.
Same layout beat as Dota 2 patches: a live Gameplay Update, then Previous Updates. General, lane creeps, items, heroes. MAGA vs Antifa is original kits on Quad Engine C23 — not affiliated with Valve or Dota.
Wake the tab, queue MAGA, lock a kit, last-hit, take three towers a street, raze Seattle. Skills is every bind and every Q W E R. FAQ is the short answers. Developed by Daniel Alan Cornish and Blake Fitzgerald.
Every bind this tab actually uses, then every kit’s Q W E R with mana, cooldown, range, and how the skill aims. MAGA and Antifa share the pool. Not a launcher. Developed by Daniel Alan Cornish and Blake Fitzgerald.
How MAGA vs Antifa works in this browser. Patches cover what changed. Matches are free. Developed by Daniel Alan Cornish and Blake Fitzgerald.
Kick vote · idle
Your team is voting to kick you for idle.
Concede vote
MAGA is losing. Every player on this side must vote yes.
Leave
Leave the current match? Concede still stands if MAGA is losing. This uses the same leave path as Pause → Leave campus. Stakes come back.
Hold Tab
Washington DC
Seattle
Level 4 · pick a path
TEAM MIC · MAGA · hold T
Seattle is down. MAGA holds the capital.
K/D/A 0 / 0 / 0 K.D.R 0.00
Queue again for the next coin drop.
The capital fell. Queue MAGA again from the wait room.
K/D/A 0 / 0 / 0 K.D.R 0.00
Show up gold still pays. Queue MAGA again.
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